What the... What's this? ... How does this thing work? ... What, you just press this button here? ... Type right here? ... What do I type? ... You're kidding me... anything? ... The whole world? ... Seriously? The whole world can read this? ... Well, that's just absurd, most people in the world aren't even literate, let alone in English... Well, what would you say? ... Oh, that's just crass, I won't say that! ... Because, it's inappropriate. Give me another idea... Entirely up to me? Total autonomy! ... The guidelines of whom? ... SOPA and PIPA? Who the hell are they? ... So, near-autonomy... Well, may I quote? ... Agreed, quotes are nice, and a great way to start off... Actually, I was thinking something all-encompassing, not too verbose, specific yet ambiguous... Or, perhaps, lines from the abstract poetics of Stephen Crane in his opium-clouded senescent days of life... right, right, from A Man Said to the Universe... Yes, I'm ready now, are you? ... Okay, here goes... "Sir, I exist."
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